I met her on one of the less-populated branches of the web, one where unpopularity could be confused with privacy, where loneliness could be mistaken for intimacy.
She looked fine. She seemed fine. As I approached, trembling a little on the inside, I could smell her and she smelled better than all the flowers that had ever wafted their perfumes past me.
She turned a little, perhaps shy. We had never met and it was to be expected. At least I thought I expected it. The shyness. Maybe what seemed one way was another. In retrospect. Maybe it was caution. Or curiosity. Was I what she was looking for or just another guy on the web?
I approached. She extended a hand and helped me up. This was moving quite fast! I considered my options and settled in, feeling her energy coursing into me as I pulsated against her, brittle limbs embracing, tight and loose, urgent and relaxed.
It was then that it all went wrong. She turned her head, opened her mandibles and bit into my left eye, blinding me. But she just munched, cracking the crisp facets of what had been a perfectly good eye into a chitinous snack. I opened my mandibles to protest and she assumed, I guess, I was offering her one. Well… both. But one at a time in a token act of selfless courtesy on my part, I suppose. And there it went, my left mandible falling apart in her mouthpieces and departing whatever still remained of my head.
At some point in this dismemberment, I realized I was still within her, priming what would be a new generation of young mates, guys and girls, ready to pair off and go through something horrid like this when they grew up and became adults. At this point, I felt a flutter of hope and tried to pry myself off her, away from her hooked arms, her tight and unyielding embrace. She would have none of it.
It’s an odd thing, being eaten so soon in a relationship. I know I had hoped for a second date, maybe a third. This had been my first, of course. It would be my last. Perhaps my expectations had been too high.
Thanks to confabler for unwittingly providing me with the idea for this piece!
Kind of scary at first, until I watched the video…then I got it. Had me there for awhile. Nature is cruel at times.
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Well, nature is natural 🐱
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That was unexpected. Clever!
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Nothing like a first date to stir up an appetite!
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Very interesting how you wrote in an insect’s point of view. Yet I had no clue until I read the comments section so at first it came as a shock to me. 😛
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There are a few clues e.g. chitinous and mandibles but I had to keep it subtle. Apparently the female mantis only does it because after consummation the male is a handy source of nutrition.
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Yes I’ve heard. Doesn’t the black widow do the same?
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In both cases, it only happens sometimes. I think it’s more common for the mantis though.
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It was the Mantis. wasn’t it?
My peaceful little creatures!
I had a scene from aliens in mind when I was reading this
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I imagined it from the POV of the poor little male going on his first date.
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Ha ha😁 they must expect it but still they go. Females have the power in every species.💪
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Me? Oh wow, how?
Thanks for the mention though
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Your vote for the insect to survive us if we became extinct
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